Why Lottie hates Tzivya's Keyboard

Dictated by: Lottie
Typed by: Tzivya ('cause as you can see from the title she hates my keyboard!!!! RAOR! this makes me soooo angry!! she treats me like a slave!!!! ROAR! ...okay i'm done. NoW to the "main" event: Lottie)

okay, so here's the thing. This keyboard, that's Tzivya is typing on, i cannot stand keyboard! The keys feel like their stuck when you try to press on them. It is just not pleasent people! Who wants a keyboard, when the keys are hard to press down!? Not me i know that! Do you know that? I hope soooo!
So as i was saying, i am more used to a smooth type. That is why i prefer my keybaord and not hers. This is the only reason she's taking dictation. *pause while Tzivya goes to answer the door* Now don't get me wrong, she will not always be dictating for me, it is only when i'm over at her house but when i'm home i will be doing the typing. Don't worry, I'll let you know. (know what? Tzivya wonders! why is Tzivya so nice as to do this for gum chewing Lottie? Because She is just like that! that's how she rolls. Plus she likes to annoy Lottie by typing out whatever she does. Like right now she's having a conversation with my dad about twisty lightbulbs.)
Thanks you for reading Tzivya writing out what i have to get off my chest.


Fin..?